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12 October 2011 2 Comments

♪ ♫ H.A.P.P.Y…B.I.R.T.H.D.A.Y..BLAIR!!! ♫ ♪
May u be blessed with many more boosted kW’s and Nm’s and years to enjoy them. Oh and a Subaru as a daily drive.

Look, I “poked” your birthday, lol..

On your Way to Your Birthday on 12.October.1985:

You were born on Saturday on 12.October.1985 and you think this is your oldest day of your life history but you are sadly wrong. Let’s surprise you:

6.December.1984, Thursday, (Your birthday -310 days):

On 6.December.1984, Thursday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Thursday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as caffeine changes the speed of male sperms.

21.December.1984, Friday (Your birthday -295 days):

Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Friday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!

5.January.1985, Saturday (Your birthday -280 days):

Your mother’s egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.But there is still no “you” around so don’t get excited much. It can take several hours for your father’s sperm to reach your mother’s egg and now it is just on its way out.

6.January.1985, Sunday (Your birthday -279 days):

Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother’s egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never tell you are not lucky anymore!We can call Sunday, 6.January.1985 as your “first day alive” because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical appearance, intelligence, characteristic and vulnerability to certain diseases is already been determined.

20.January.1985, Sunday (Your birthday -265 days):

If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 20.January.1985, Sunday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.

27.January.1985, Sunday (Your birthday -258 days):

Today your mother is telling your father about her pregnancy and he is celebrating to be a daddy!Day 27.January.1985, Sunday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time today. We don’t know if it is a coincidence that your father learned about you in the very day, your heart first pumped!

13.April.1985, Saturday (Your birthday -182 days):

Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 13.April.1985, Saturdayso this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!We are glad they didn’t otherwise, we’d lose one site visitor in pokemybirthday.com.

12.October.1985, Saturday(Your birthday):

You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310 to today.

Something Interesting Fact About Your Life
(Add courtesy of PokeMyBirthday.com)
    • Your lucky days are Saturday (Conceivement date, Your parents decided to not to have an abortion, You were born) and Sunday (Your first cell is built, Your mother suspects she is pregnant, Your heart beat for the first time).
    • You are exactly 26 years 6 days 11 hours 11 minutes old.
    • HEY, today is your birthday!!!! We wish you a very happy birthday!
    • If your hair were never cut since 12.October.1985, it would be 3.789 m. today.
    • If your nails were never cut since 12.October.1985, they would be 9.402 cm. today.
    • An apple tree seeded on 12.October.1985, bore 2,309.072 kg. apple till today. Its contribution to economy is $9,213.2 and it fed 3,874 people. We hope that in your life you, as a human being, achieved more than that poor apple tree.

 


2 Comments »

  • BlairH said:

    Thanks Marlize, much apprecated!

    [Reply]

    Joe Klein Reply:

    lol, spare us the detail Ms Hoon. Happy bday Boss. Where’s the party this weekend?

    [Reply]

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